Help needed for urgent kitchen dilemma

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08/27/2018 at 12:06 • Filed to: The plight of man, Kitchen NIghtmares, IT'S TEARING ME UP INSIDE

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I have leftover ingredients from making s’mores over the weekend, but no access to a suitable fire any time soon to make more. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

My kitchen appliances are all electric, so can’t roast marshmallows on the stove. Tried just microwaving them, and that just left a sticky, yet delicious mess all over the goddam place.


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Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:08

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I bet you could crank up one of the small burners on your electric stove to HIGH and toast a marshmallow on it. [edit] I mean OVER it!

Microwaving a marshmallow for like, a minute, is a fun thing to do with a microwave that you do not wish to ever use again.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:09

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Could you put some butter in a small frying pan and cook one that way?


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:11

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Just eat them as is. What’s the issue here?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:12

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You’ve got a trash can and some paper right?


Kinja'd!!! nermal > HammerheadFistpunch
08/27/2018 at 12:12

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All of them are plastic. Wouldn’t work.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:13

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wrap in tinfoil, then microwave man.  Keep the interior clean.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/27/2018 at 12:13

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They’re all cold and gross. The magic doesn’t happen until the marshmallow is cooked and the chocolate starts to melt.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:15

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Use your broiler set to high?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:16

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In my old office we'd use the toaster oven to make smores.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:18

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buy one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Camp-Chef-Propane-Portable-Campfire/dp/B000L4HSH8/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1535386610&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=camp+chef+fire+pit

Its the freakin biz. I use it in the backyard and camping all the time. Inexpensive, durable, and good quality overall (comes with roasters and bag too).

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Bonus: you can use it during fire restrictions on account of it being self contained and no ash.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:19

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You’re overthinking this, just b reak your furniture into firewood.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/27/2018 at 12:20

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I was always told that putting foil or anything metal in a microwave will turn it into a nuke and cause it to explode.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:20

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A couple of unscented tea candles works for making s’ mores. You can even do it on a large plate while sitting on the couch. (The candle plate goes on the ottoman or coffee table not the couch.)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:21

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Microwave just the marshmallow, and stop it right when it starts inflating. Scoop it up with the grahams and chocolate - enjoy!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/27/2018 at 12:21

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Haha!


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:22

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You can put it together minus  top cracker and microwave for like 10 seconds. I might be off with how long it’s been years but experiment with times


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:22

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Set your house on fire and roast them over the fire


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:24

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Only one way to see if that is true.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:28

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Shove it all in your face indiscriminately.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:32

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Wrap in foil, place on top of manifold then go for  a short drive. Stop open hood, then enjoy


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:41

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This was my go-to as a kid. You’re overthinking this.

Step 1: take candy bar atop one square of graham cracker, microwave in 30-sec incriments until it’s melted to your liking.

Step 2: take other half of graham cracker, microwave with marshmallow on top for no less than 8, but no more than 16, seconds.

Smush together.  Eat.   Repeat.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:51

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Hmm, then a re there 2 sticks outside?


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > nermal
08/27/2018 at 12:56

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How much extra do you have? Make a pie?


Kinja'd!!! MoCamino > nermal
08/27/2018 at 13:00

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Do you like bananas? These work great in the oven.

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a43184/foil-pack-chocolate-marshmallow-banana-recipe/

Sure it means you have to buy some bananas, but these with graham crackers crushed on top are delicious .









Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/27/2018 at 13:02

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That’s just evil.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > nermal
08/27/2018 at 13:04

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Here’s what you do. Crumble up the crackers and put in a glass pan for a bottom layer. Butter the bottom of the dish first. Put the chocolate over  that and lay the marshmallows over the top. Then, bake in the oven until the marshmallows are golden brown.  I did this once.  It’s yummy.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > nermal
08/27/2018 at 13:05

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Rather than microwaving(which is bad) , you could do as it with  an oven. Premake the s’mores, wrap in tinfoil, cool in oven. I know people that cook on the fire this way(premade and wrapped in foil)


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > nermal
08/27/2018 at 13:37

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Do you have a toaster oven?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > nermal
08/27/2018 at 13:47

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Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > nermal
08/27/2018 at 15:15

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Unscented three wick pillar candle and shiskebab skewers